Monday, January 15, 2007

mighty strange weather...

tonight's topic is the appendix. you know, that little useless (*ahem*... vestigial) organ near your liver? scientists have been baffled for centuries as to what the appendix is good for or what function it may have served our primitive ancestors. now, i really can't even pretend to know any more than those poor scientists, but damnit, i can have my outlandish theories. under the single assumption that god exists, i suspect that the appendix was deliberately placed as a time bomb. if man, beast, or disease don't get you first, god will be sure to control the population by setting off your appendix.

alright, so i really don't know where i was going with that one. i think it went as far as possible.

the "vivid dream syndrome" is back. i think it probably has something to do with me never quite reaching the deep sleep state. i think i just hover in REM all night and have crazy dreams that stick with me all the next day. i think i should consider revising my life routine. like sleep, and eating, and mind-manipulating... that kinda thing. not that the alternative is all that enticing, but at least i'd be a bit healthier. then again, i've found that once you change things for the sake of your health, you'll usually end up sickly for a reason you can't help. so why bother?

2 comments:

BobWhite said...

Deleted the Bobby post...eh? -snicker-

Take a weekend off and do Tai-Chi with me in the woods. Or we could walk in rain. Afterwards we could unearth my wool blankets and sleep in front of my hellishly large new tv. And then you can take breath and dive back into Ro Rap.

I'm glad to hear your though process, it's progessive. All I can say is open up to the chi, sleep, pray not to god but to higher entities, drink green tea, put on some Endless Blue and breath. Take your fish oil, vit. C, Creatine, and wheat grass.

I worry about you hun.

new post about the abortion on my blogger blog.

BobWhite said...

Let me know what you're up to/up against as far as a schedual, My weekends are always free, beyond tommarow night in which there will be a Gears of War x-box live liquor party in front of my 37" Hi-def LCD tv that I recently procured.

Beyond that the weekends are free